Black or Jewish?

A little boy has a Jewish mother and a Black father, and he goes to his mother and asks. "Am I more Black or more Jewish?" She thinks on this for a while and says, this is something that you are going to have to ask your father. So when his father comes home, he asks the question. Am I more Black or more Jewish? The father thinks on this for a long time, and not knowing how to answer the question, stalls by asking what do you want to know for? The little boy says, "well there's this kid at school that has a bicycle for sale and I want to know if I should Jew him down or just steal the motherf$@ker!