An old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you always remember me."
"But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with a nother man. Whadda you gonna do then...Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'?"
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