Sunday, March 16, 2008

Rebate Checks From Uncle Sam

As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said there will be a nice rebate for some. If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If you spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,and some to the Yokums. If you purchase a computer it will all go to India, if you purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if you purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if you purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer, Captain Morgan and hookers, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

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