A man is driving along when he comes to a STOP sign. Instead of coming to a complete stop, he slow down to a crawl and then proceeds to drive right through it. A cop see this and pulls the man over.
"What seems to be the problem officer?" says the driver.
"Well, you didn't stop at that STOP sign back there" the officer replies.
"What's the difference if I slow down or stop!" the drives says.
"Well, why don't you get out of the car and I'll show you" says the officer.
As soon as the driver gets out of his car, the officer proceeds to beat him hard with his billy-club. As he continues he says to the driver, "Now, what would you like me to do? Slow down or STOP!"
Did he perform a full cavity search? "slow down" could be the right answer for that :)
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