My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion. I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I Understand she took to drinking right after we split up and I hear she hasn't been sober since'
'My Goodness!' said my wife, 'Who would think that a person could go on celebrating that long?'
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