NUMBER 5: 'They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.'
NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.'
NUMBER 3: 'Whew!? Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!'
NUMBER 2: 'Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?'
And the NUMBER 1: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus’ name, Amen'
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