An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I"m completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and Yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and squealed. "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb, But all Men are Men.
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