Friday, June 5, 2009

New Disease

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming in to work today.

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