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Can't post the video here since embed was disabled, but click the link to view. Funny video. Possibly NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos
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WARNING: This uncut scene is actual footage of Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone having wild sex, so don’t click on the link if this is offensive to you. On the other hand, no one but you would know.
http://bassi.magnify.net/video/Sharon-Stone-Basic-Instinct-u
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This game is a great time waster. Click the link below to play.
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
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This has to be the funniest Twitter I have ever read. Trust me, you will laugh out loud.
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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In case you haven't heard, NASA is sending a microchip on the Mars Science Laboratory rover heading to Mars in 2011! The links is below so you can fill out the form and send your name to Mars!
http://marsprogram.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/participate/sendyourname/
Here is what I filled out. Do you think I'm safe from an alien attack?
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Move your cursor right and left on the screen on this site, and you will have the impression you are flying over mountains in the winter. Bring your own 'Just-in-Case paper bag.' Enjoy your flight.
http://www.electricoyster.com/electric3d/index.html
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Great article, but please use the information for entertainment purposes only.
http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2009/03/03/how-to-be-jason-bourne-multiple-passports-swiss-banking-and-crossing-borders/
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I know you don't clean your computer screen very often and its hard to do the inside, so click here to do the inside.
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Hi Everyone, Charles here, the man behind My Junk Mail. Usually on Fridays I try to post at least 3 posts, since it's the end of the week and I know you could use a few more laughs then usual. Anyway, today (Friday) I'm only posting 1 very, very, very long post that I think will keep you busy and catch you up on what you've missed on the internet. So, get clicking.
01) Grape Stomp
02) Charlie Bit Me
03) Chocolate Rain
04) Dancing Baby
05) Post Secret
06) Charlie The Unicorn
07) Mentos and Diet Coke
08) Numa Numa
09) Peanut Butter Jelly Time
10) George Lucas In Love
11) You're The Man Now Dog
12) Yatta
13) Star Wars Kid
14) Bubb Rubb
15) The Flying Spaghetti Monster
16) Dramatic Chipmunk
17) Homestar Runner
18) GI Joe Pork Chop Sandwiches
19) Fail Blog
20) Skateboarding Dog
21) All Your Base Are Belong To Us
22) Winnebago Man
23) We Like The Moon
24) I Can Has Cheezburger
25) Barney Vs. Tupac
26) Shining
27) Cute Overload
28) Rick Roll
29) Lazy Sunday
30) David After The Dentist
31) Powerthirst
32) Christian The Lion
33) Bert and Ernie Rap
34) Lady Punch
35) Leprechaun in Alabama
36) Where The Hell Is Matt
37) Boom Goes The Dynamite
38) Breakdancing Baby
39) Drunk Jeff Goldblum
40) Scarlet Takes A Tumble
41) Sepultura - Refuse resist (cover) By Gauchos
42) Gay Mount Everest
43) Afro Ninja
44) Cop Shoots Himself In Leg In Classroom
45) Tron Guy
46) "Leave Britney Alone"
47) Laughing Baby
48) I'm the Juggernaut Bitch
49) The Chairperson Falls
50) Take On Me The Literal Version
51) Bill O'Reilly Flips Out
52) Don't Tase Me Bro
53) The Landlord
54) Breakdancing Baby Kick
55) The Pet Penguin
56) Ms. South Carolina Answers A Question
57) I'm F*#king Matt Damon
58) Will It Blend
59) Spaghetti Cat
60) Tom Cruise Kills Oprah
61) Tom Cruise Scientology Video
62) Chad Vader
63) Pretty Much Everywhere It's Going To Be Hot
64) I Like Turtles
65) Who Needs A Movie
66) Jake E. Lee Shreds
67) Hawaii Chair
68) Aussie Party
69) Hitler Plans Burning Man
70) Flirting with Magic
71) Look At The Horse
72) Asian Backstreet Boys
73) Leroy Jenkins
74) Pinky The Cat
75) Monkey Sniffs Finger
76) Sneezing Panda
77) Prison Inmates remake "Thriller"
78) Techno Viking
79) Ask A Ninja
80) Best Man Trips and Ruins Wedding
81) Best Wedding Toast Ever (Amy's Song)
82) Kitten Surprise (how to break up a cat fight)
83) Katana Sword Infomercial Goes Wrong
84) Matrix Ping Pong
85) La Pequeña Prohibida
86) Angry German Kid (translated)
87) Evolution of Dance
88) Ok Go – "Here It Goes Again"
89) Battle at Kruger (lions vs. buffalos vs. crocodiles)
90) Daft Hands
91) Human Beatbox
92) Most T-Shirts Worn At Once
93) Zero G Dog
94) Cuppy Cakes Song
95) George Washington
96) Scary Maze Prank
97) Gay Referee
98) Tranquilized Bear Hits Trampoline
99) Reporter Gets A Fly In The Mouth
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This is so cool. I don't know how anyone could put this together. Zoom in on the ceiling...impressive! The better your graphics card & monitor, the better it will be.
MAKE SURE YOU READ BELOW BEFORE CLICKING ON THE WEB SITE TO GET FULL VALUE FROM YOUR COMPUTER....
Make use of the buttons at the bottom of the picture to pan around, up and down. After having seen the incredible 360 degree photo by using all of these buttons, right-click anywhere in the picture and select type of view for even a more incredible experience. Whoever made this was incredibly talented. Never saw anything even remotely like it!
http://photoartkalmar.com/Photoart%20Kalmar%20high%20res/Gigapixel/Piaristenkircheflash.html
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(Special Thanks to Tia for sending me this junk mail. Send yours to myjunkmailblog@gmail.com)
How cool would it be if your mom made you these bento boxes? Bento is a home-packed meal common in Japanese culture. A traditional bento consists of rice, fish or meat, and one or more pickled or cooked vegetables as a side dish. These bento boxes have just that extra kick - they take you back to that old school video game or anime movie - for a brief second, before you devour your food.
Here is a link to the site with plenty more:
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/awesome-bento-box-art-10-total
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This is pretty interesting.
Watch the age prediction box on the top right of the screen change as you answer the various questions.
http://www.nmfn.com/tnetwork/longevity_game_popup.html
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This is a great example of how "good" your date looks the more you drink. Click the link below. Don't worry, the site doesn't have any spyware or spam on it.
http://mithuro.com/presscuefiles/january/beer_goggle.swf
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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This is cute:
1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON 'OPEN'
6. ENJOY!
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN'!
Coffee Machine
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There are 16 photos of world landmarks taken from above. Your challenge is to identify them by selecting one of four choices. Click on the link below.
http://www.guessthespot.com
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If you fail this test, you should not try to pick up women at a bar. Click the link to take the test.
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html
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This is so funny, but the scary part about it is that it's probably not too far away from being reality.
http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf
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Yeah, there are some fish in the water that I hope I never run into. Here is a link to a site with a whole bunch of photos for you to look at.
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/04/out-of-this-world-fishing.html
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