I am asking friends and family to help me out. My book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggling to master the sport and some of my crazy experience. The cost is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate information.
Order NOW!! Don't wait until they're all gone!!!! I have given you all below a brief synopsis of each of the Chapters, which will give you some insight into the book. I hope this give you some idea on what it is all about. Please understand if you like the brief explanations you will be blown away with entire book.
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when You Hit a Titleist From the Tee.
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as a Sod
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your 5 handicap Opponent
Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs : An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique (This Chapter is dedicated to both Charles and yours truly. Who have master the Technique.)
Chapter 20- Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.
Thank you all for your assistance in getting this labor of love off the ground and hope to see you all at the Last Resort after the signing.
PS: I am now called Lion at the local Golf Course. Remember that's "Lion" not "Tiger", someone WOULD get upset if I used that name.
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