A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him, "Sir, I have bad news, you are going to die soon"
The man said, "well that is just terrible, what should I do?"
The doctor told him, "You should take 3 mud baths every day"
The man said, "well, how is that going to help me?"
The doctor says, "It will get you used to the dirt"
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