An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed;
'Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me.'
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?'
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybea a couple of bambinos.'
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then ...pointa to you watch and say 'Times up'?'
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