A couple of friend were browsing an art museum looking at the painting when one caught their eye. It was a picture of three naked black guys and one had a white penis. They kept looking at the painting trying to figure out what the artist's "message" was when an old Scotsman came up to them.
"Ya like the painting lads?", the old man said.
"Yeah", said one of the friends, "but we can't figure out what it means."
"I can tell that", said the old man, "I'm the painter".
"Wonderful", said one of the friends, "so, why do one of the black guys have a white penis?"
"Oh", said the old man, "they're not black guys. The painting is of three naked coal miners and one of them went home to the wife for lunch."
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