Announcement - Ashley County Shoppers' Guide

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This is an announcement I found in the Ashley County Shoppers' Guide, ( AR ) it reads:

"ANNOUNCEMENT: The city of Crossett tests the weather warning system at 12 p.m. every Wednesday (weather permitting)."

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Would You Hire These People

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Letter To God

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

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