Irish Viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "T'was horrid, Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slopped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediated. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and right there...passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean you didn't enjoy it?"
"Twas the best I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!"

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