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First...here is Criss Angel's Walk Through Glass Trick:
Second...here is how its done. (UPDATE: Had to change the video to MetaCafe since YouTube took it down. Sorry everyone)
UPDATE (PART 2): Found another video with a better detailed description of how this trick is done:
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Introducing the wedding party: First, the handsome grooms men and the fine looking groom (in red).
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. 'All right, everyone. let's line up for the picture. Let's see ... hmmm, where shall we ...
Oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!'
I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts. Bubba, put down that
cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony!
If THEY could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes.
I told him his tennis shoes have black trim ....that's good enough.
Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride...
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.
Last, the cute couple 
Those Walmart slides really enhance her ankles. Too bad they didn't come in white.
The weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion. 
At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.
What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout??
Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual -
How bout those teeth?
'You SO crazy, honey .' 
'Here baby, let me help you up here ....'
You can almost hear the banjo music.
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Wait until you hear some of things this kid says to his customers.
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Congratulations to Michael Z. for winning the Caption Contest!
Michael's winning caption was "Damn, caught in the act again!".
Michael will receive a $50 Amazon.com Gift Card. Be sure to look out for the next contest coming soon. Make sure you subscribe to get My Junk Mail by email, so you don't miss out on the next contest!
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THE CAR COST $4.8 MIL. AND IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT, YOU HAVE TO PAY $1000.
IT BELONGS TO PRINCE ALWALEED FROM SAUDI ARABIA. NOW YOU KNOW WHY OIL IS SO EXPENSIVE.
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So, here is a picture of our kitty, Arielle, chilling in her favorite bed. Everytime I look at this picture I wonder just what the hell she is thinking? Anyway, I decided to have a contest to see who can come up with the funniest caption stating what my kitty is thinking about in this picture. The winner will get a $50 Amazon.com Gift Card! To enter just send an email with what you think Arielle is thinking to myjunkmailblog@gmail.com. You have until 12:01 AM on Sunday, July 27th. I will post the winner on Monday, July 28th. Good Luck Everyone And Have Fun!
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Here is exactly what NOT to say to a cop after he pulls you over.
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My head hurt after watching this...
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If you fail this test, you should not try to pick up women at a bar. Click the link to take the test.
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html
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Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs or vacations.
After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.
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P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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Guess Bill left his mark on the town.
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House #1: A 20 room mansion ( not including 8 bathrooms ) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool ( and a pool house) and a separate guest house, all heated by gas. In one month this residence consumes more energy than the average American household does in a year. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2400. In natural gas alone, this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not situated in a Northern or Midwestern 'snow belt' area. It's in the South.
House #2: Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university. This house incorporates every 'green' feature current home construction can provide. The house is 4,000 square feet ( 4 bedrooms ) and is nestled on a high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat-pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground.
The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in the winter and cools it in the summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas and it consumes one-quarter electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Surrounding flowers and shrubs native to the area enable the property to blend into the surrounding rural landscape.
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HOUSE #1 is outside of Nashville , Tennessee ; it is the abode of
the 'environmentalist' Al Gore.
HOUSE #2 is on a ranch near Crawford,
Texas ; it is the residence the of the President of the United States ,
George W. Bush.
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Check out the guy in the background with the sling on. What is his other hand doing?
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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat. One day he decided to get rid of him by driving 20 blocks from his home and leaving the cat at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
'Jen, is the cat there?'
'Yes,' the wife answers, 'why do you ask?'
Frustrated, the man answered, 'Put that son of a b**** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!'
The cat's response.
(The cat is suppose to giving "The Finger" in the above pic, but sometimes these types of pics don't work on Blogger. Go figure.)
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Behold! The new international symbol for marriage.
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This is so funny, but the scary part about it is that it's probably not too far away from being reality.
http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf
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The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper:
Automobile for Sale
1985 Blue Volkswagen Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used. Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes. Original fuel and oil. Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment layoff.
See the photo below --- You HAVE to see this...... Only in Ireland!
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This is so wrong, but funny as hell.
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Here is an oldie buy goodie.
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Boy, are these right on.
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Yeah, it will eventually come down to this. I think I might invest in a "Gas Midget".
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Here is the mega-yacht of ex-Microsoft founder, Paul Allen. This yacht is huge (I mean like John Holmes huge). Anyway, click the link below to download the Powerpoint Presentation. There are no viruses, so don't worry.
http://www.box.net/shared/v7hj8kreso
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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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This is amazing. The guy has found a way of turning water into power.
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At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25-year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged, husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally again and he is ready for more “action”. Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more “action”!
And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.”
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says, “Huh? You mean…I was already here?”
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Here is a link to a collection of Military Motivational Poster I received. Some of these are really cool and funny. Click the link below to download them. The file contains no viruses, so don't worry.
http://www.box.net/shared/fd914w144c
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Did you know there is a sex park in South Korea called Phallus Park? Yeah, they have statues of people engaging in...well...you know. Would you not feel a little bit uncomfortable visiting they place with a friend of the same sex when you found out there aren't any real people to have sex with?
"Hey dude, look there is this cool sex park. Maybe we can get laid?!" dude says to dude2.
"Cool man!" says dude2, "Let's go visit it and pick up some chicks!"
Little do they know what they will be getting themselves into...
Anyway, click the link below to download the PowerPoint Presentation of it. Yes, the file is virus free, so don't worry.
http://www.box.net/shared/g5i20f2qs8
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This guy has all the talent and you have none!
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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very much like waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I was feeling pretty low and somewhat disappointed. As I walked into my office my secretary Donna said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and then Donna knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks Donna, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Donna said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment Donna turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers; all singing "Happy Birthday."
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. One day he came home with another one of his unusual purchases: a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
“Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.
“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”
“We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie,” said Tommy.
“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.
“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called S-- Queen.'’
“I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!”
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Yeah, there are some fish in the water that I hope I never run into. Here is a link to a site with a whole bunch of photos for you to look at.
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/04/out-of-this-world-fishing.html
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These pictures put into perspective how big some planets and stars (remember the sun is a star, not a planet) are in our universe.
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Just in case you decide to commit a crime...do it in Austria!
Life in prison, you think its bad, well not so bad in this one. In Austria there is a prison from your dreams. I am sure that many of you people would leave your homes and go to Carniola prison in Austria. Why? Check these pictures and say that your house looks better than that one. This place actually calls you to make some crime activities. Only complaint on this cell is the computer and why there is no Internet in the cell.
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