The Cat

(Special Thanks to Lory O. for sending my this junk mail! Sends your to myjunkmailblog@gmail.com)

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat. One day he decided to get rid of him by driving 20 blocks from his home and leaving the cat at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife:

'Jen, is the cat there?'

'Yes,' the wife answers, 'why do you ask?'

Frustrated, the man answered, 'Put that son of a b**** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!'

The cat's response.


(The cat is suppose to giving "The Finger" in the above pic, but sometimes these types of pics don't work on Blogger. Go figure.)

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