In case you never have visited www.bash.org I would highly recommend you do. People basically post funny conversations they have on IRC (internet chat rooms) onto bash.org. Some of them are funny as hell and you could spend hours on it. Here's an example:
Tedward: so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
Tedward: he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
Tedward: he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
Tedward: he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
Tedward: he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
Tedward: now he goes to his third ho.
Tedward: he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
Tedward: he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
Tedward: next he visits the fourth ho.
Tedward: he asks her for his $250.
Thy_Dungeonman: hold on, wait a sec
Tedward: what?
Thy_Dungeonman: you said three ho's, not four. idiot.
*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman*
Tedward: Don't correct me, bitch.
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