Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like that cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

The rest is history.

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Math Problem

Moe, Larry and Curly decide to spend the night at a hotel. The desk clerk says the room is $30 a night, so they decide to split the bill 3 ways (each paying $10) and go to their room.

The manager checks the room sales a few hours later and notices the desk clerk made a mistake. Seems the room was on special and Moe, Larry and Curly were only suppose to be charged $25 for the room.

The manager instructs the bellboy to go up to the room and return $5 to Moe, Larry and Curly. On his way up to the room, the bellboy realizes you cannot split $5 evenly amongst 3 people, so he breaks the $5 into singles and gives Moe, Larry and Curly $3 ($1 dollar each) and keeps the other $2 for himself.

The math is as follows:

Moe: $10-$1=$9
Larry:$10-$1=$9
Curly: $10-$1=$9

BellBoy: $2
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Total $29

Question is…where is the extra dollar?

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Nadya Suleman Giving Birth

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