He said to me...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him...You wear pants don't you?
He said to me... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me...Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him...They don't have time!
He said to me...Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
I said to him...They already have boyfriends.
I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said...A widow.
He said to me...Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him...Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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